was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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