If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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