Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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