there was a trapeze. enough said
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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