The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We need a shit load of segways right now
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i now understand why vodka
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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