Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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