why im i the only drunk person in the library?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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