so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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