ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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