Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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