I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
