But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
