We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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