Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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