I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
