what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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