U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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