I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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