you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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