I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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