This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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