I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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