Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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