shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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