She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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