Even water is tasting like jack daniels
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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