I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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