what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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