Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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