Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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