Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
