Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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