turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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