She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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