Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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