It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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