I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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