My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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