She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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