you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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