this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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