Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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