just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
a search helicopter?!
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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