I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
