your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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