Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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