Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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