So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I know her cup size but not her name....
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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