Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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