how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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