the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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