Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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