Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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