if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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