plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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