So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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