i was rollin on her like bob the builder
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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